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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
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Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
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penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh
yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts
by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019
mugGet the penis wartsmug.

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)
by Penis hour November 26, 2023
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big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗
“ i have big black penis syndrome
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “
by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023
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Parkinson's penis

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"
by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021
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Penis numbler

This phrase is used to describe women or men who are "bad" at giving head /sucking a man's penis . It refers to the numbly motion that the suck on it
Becky is a right penis numbler
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022
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