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Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!
by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019
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Monkey

me
by ツダディスニーカー August 26, 2022
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monkey tangle

monkey tangle” is a term used when two african american beings indulge into entercourse of any kind.
white woman to african american man- “want to do a little monkey tangle?”
african american man- “you not my kind”
by Keith Herbenson April 23, 2023
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monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business
Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.
by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024
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Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.
Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 21, 2024
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Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021
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Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
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