Sus Monkey

An Ugly Mother Fucker

Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch

by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 9, 2022

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Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!

“Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C

by One5ve February 10, 2024

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monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015

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Monkey dust

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit

Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank

by kenzf123 June 23, 2022

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A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”

Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.

by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023

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