Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.
Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome mug.Trump derangement syndrome (TDS) is a pejorative term for criticism or negative reactions to United States President Donald Trump that are perceived to be irrational, and have little regard towards Trump's actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his administration. The term has mainly been used by anyone sensible at all who knows that unnecessary criticising Trump like a buffoon without thinking and larping what MSNBC or CNN say is not a normal state of being. Journalists have used the term to call for restraint when judging Trump's statements and actions.
Crazy democrat supporter eg : Trevor Noah, John Oliver, Seth Myers, Stephen Colbert (who even other more sensible members of his party hate eg: Conan O'Brien) : Trump visited Afghanistan on Thanksgiving? wHaT a mONsTeR! REEE! he prolly did it only for the press! Orange Man Bad!
Any sensible person at all (including sensible democrats) : Damn, you've got a serious case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, huh?
Any sensible person at all (including sensible democrats) : Damn, you've got a serious case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, huh?
by StarkGaryen October 22, 2020
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A.K.A - T.D.S
A mental illness, where a person has been become deranged by their hatred of Donald Trump. The symptoms being
* Loss of rational thought.
* Screaming at the sky.
* Believing Trump is literally Hitler.
* Seeing Nazi's everywhere.
* Apocalyptic thoughts of the world ending
* Inability to perceive anything good that Trump does.
* Uncontrollable sobbing every time they see or hear Trump.
A.K.A - T.D.S
A mental illness, where a person has been become deranged by their hatred of Donald Trump. The symptoms being
* Loss of rational thought.
* Screaming at the sky.
* Believing Trump is literally Hitler.
* Seeing Nazi's everywhere.
* Apocalyptic thoughts of the world ending
* Inability to perceive anything good that Trump does.
* Uncontrollable sobbing every time they see or hear Trump.
Trump just cured cancer!"
Trump derangement syndrome sufferer - AHHHHHHH Trump murdered cancer!!! He's evil!!! Wahhhhhh
Trump derangement syndrome sufferer - AHHHHHHH Trump murdered cancer!!! He's evil!!! Wahhhhhh
by JamieJoeJustice October 7, 2020
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You: I've finished Uni top of class! I guess that makes me the smartest.
Friend with 'tall poppy syndrome': Congrats! Good luck getting a job coz if I'm the hiring manager, your attitude resume goes straight to the bin.
Friend with 'tall poppy syndrome': Congrats! Good luck getting a job coz if I'm the hiring manager, your attitude resume goes straight to the bin.
by Ivee July 24, 2020
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When you're talking to someone really hot on MSN but are overwhelmed by their hotness, and cannot think of anything to say, so you pretend to be away or offline to avoid them
When you're talking to someone really hot on MSN but are overwhelmed by their hotness, and cannot think of anything to say, so you pretend to be away or offline to avoid them
Hot chick: ' So what are you doing Sunday?'
You: ' Hey I have to go, bye'
*You have logged off*
Hot chick: ' If it weren't for his hot chick syndrome, i totally would have gone out with him'
You: ' Hey I have to go, bye'
*You have logged off*
Hot chick: ' If it weren't for his hot chick syndrome, i totally would have gone out with him'
by guy75 May 25, 2009
Get the hot chick syndrome mug.A syndrom, mostly found in only children, where they talk to themselves, which is quite hularious to watch, they are perfectly normal, but they talk to themselves because being an only child, they had to intertain themselves because there ws no one else around to intertain them; in some rare cases this is found in people who are not an only child
Friend 1: Did ya see my new car its sweet!
Friend 2: Ya! its so awesome! I call shotgun!
Friend with Only Child Syndrom who wasnt paying any attention and has come to talking to himself: I think my mom wanted me to pick up some milk at the grocerystore hmm maybe I'll go pick some up later...
Friend 2: Ya! its so awesome! I call shotgun!
Friend with Only Child Syndrom who wasnt paying any attention and has come to talking to himself: I think my mom wanted me to pick up some milk at the grocerystore hmm maybe I'll go pick some up later...
by SSE June 11, 2006
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Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.
Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.
Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.
Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.
Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?
Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?
Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?
by MassaRee August 9, 2008
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