smog monkey

a derogatory term for a black person

YOU FUCKING SMOG MONKEY

by jlyfish44 March 1, 2024

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chicken monkey balls

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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

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Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

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chinky monkey

A racist way of calling a asian

Hey, You chinky monkey

by water dude December 29, 2023

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Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023

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Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

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