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CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.
Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"
by Rhyvver July 14, 2023
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cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."
by DasTesseract October 14, 2016
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cunt mug

a thing sometimes seen in jacksepticeye vids the design of the mug says unt and the cup handle is the c im cunt
by sourarcticfox November 10, 2021
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lion cunt

Every woman that ever existed of every species
are you lying to me again cunt!? you aint nothing but a lion cunt!
by Mr. Fixzer September 6, 2022
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Cunt

She is a cunt
by Txpud63 April 19, 2020
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Cunt

Originally and still an offensive word meaning a woman’s genetalia, in recent times the internet has redefined the word to be a sister word to the phrase “slay”.
It also can be parodied with other words but still hold the same pop culture meaning
That song is so cunt
Her outfit? Cunt
She is Cuntress of cunt
They majored in Cuntology
by auhh August 4, 2022
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Cunted

when someone is completely gone after using drugs or drinking alcholic beverages.
Dude I was nicely cunted yesterday after downing my drink at Chiro Puurs Trapissten stand
by Herminator32 March 1, 2022
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