one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

A stanky one

An attractive girl that is raunchy and down to party

*A slow and uneventful night is developing*
“Damn, dude I need a stanky one”

by urbansplatt July 26, 2019

One

A way of dismissing an asine conversation or person often sugested with little to no respect.

cris: yo lemme skill that L bitch you hit
cheder: nah bitch ONE

by Joeycracks August 19, 2007

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017

Cook ons

Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.

Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.

by Djkevinrudd07 January 9, 2021

day one strokes

Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them

I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes

by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024

more than one virgin of the story

What you hear regarding how/when a gal lost her innocence.

Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.

by QuacksO December 11, 2020