Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.

My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.

by spungladash December 17, 2023

Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.

Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.

by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021

skutchelo monkey

Similar to an Eeran. Except an Eeran has larger eyes. And they are set further back in its head.

Oh my gosh! Is that an Eeran!? No. It's a Skutchelo monkey. Which is sometimes confused for an Eeran, but with squinty eyes that bulge out forward.

by killervoltz April 5, 2018

mean monkey

A mean monkey is someone who always has the name "Reyan" and is an extremely NOT kind hearted person who loves to bully and degrade little kids although he is one himself.

Reyan: Hey you're a bitch
Person: Wahhhhhhhh
Reyan: Go cry about it
Person: Go fuck yourself you mean monkey

by ihatereyanraj December 19, 2023

Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.

"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"

by John Yang May 23, 2018

Monkey

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?

by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021