Disco Ball Sesh

a session of autoeroticism involving hanging from a chandelier whilst grasping to a disco ball

Damn where'd Alexandra go?

That sucia went to her room for a disco ball sesh!

by gettinjazzy November 5, 2010

tennessee wrecking ball

you swing naked, making sure your man meat is face level with the person you intend to hit.

last week, i told my friend to come out on the balcony of my apartment, when got out there, i swung down and gave him a Tennessee wrecking ball.

by cubbles March 24, 2009

ghetto sketch balls

synonym for "sketch" (a term used to describe a situation, a person, a store, a restuarant, an item, basically any noun, that is of dubious character), but carries a more significant meaning

person 1: Dude, that restaurant looks kinda sketch.
person 2: Naw, dude, that restaurant is hella fuckin' ghetto sketch balls! Fasho!

by anon121415625263 February 23, 2009

Super Monkey Ball

Fucking hell.

“Hey you ever play Super Monkey Ball-“
“Please stop talking.”

by WestbrookAnimations June 1, 2019

jackson ball sack

When you ball sack has never been shaved and the hair on you balls gets caught in the zipper of you jeans.

"DAMMIT mom shave me i have a jackson ball sack"

by pen of my but November 30, 2011

Chat Blue Balls

The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.

Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.

by xctimmy November 24, 2011

shit-balls crazy

A person or thing that is not just just crazy, but crazy to the point someone would roll their shit into little balls (a sign of deep mental illness).

I'm pretty sure Michele Bachmann is shit-balls crazy, just from hearing the things she says.

by Casual Observer 4565 June 30, 2011