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Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"
"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"
by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022
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Penis vomit

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night
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Colton's Penis

giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!
by Cxmmon April 12, 2022
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Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.
Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.
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Penis

Guy 1: Check out my long penis
Guy 2: Yooooooo
by Never Online November 2, 2020
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Penis enlargement pills

Pills a man takes to boost his testosterone and make hi dick bigger
"I use penis enlargement pills and now i fuck lil men with a 12' cock"
by Uk36yeahaight June 12, 2019
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On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.
"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by 1mp May 1, 2024
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