Jack

A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.

Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”

by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024

Jack in the Box

A person who jacks off in a box

What? You never Jack in the Box'ed in a drive thru?

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024

jack in the box

rough sex resulting on repeated contact with the cervix

she had a hard time cuming unless you did it rough like you're so far in you're birddogging her cervix - like a jack in the box

by cornhuliotheturn November 7, 2024

Jack Giffin

A totally normal person with nothing strange and no other account on Urban Dictionary.

This is the one true account of Jack Giffin here on UD!

by Jack Giffin November 9, 2024

Jack Doherty

Cocomelon for 5 year olds whose parents have left them.

“Do u watch jack doherty?”
“Yes”
“Ok then please get the fuck out of my sight cuz ur parents left u”

by BrxndNxwRhxroaa sucks dick November 12, 2024

Jack mop

A slang term for a motorized floor scrubbing machine that's used to clean restraunt and large scale kitchens.

After sweeping the floor of the walk in freezer, I used the Jack mop to clean it throughly.

by DantheMachoman November 20, 2024

Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.

Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024