Dirty Johnson

1) Ditching a dance or formal event in order to go to a romantic escapade involving sexual activities.

2) When a woman named Sydney Johnson goes down on you.

3) To have anal intercourse in the bathroom.

"Oh man! Joseph gave Kara a Dirty Johnson at prom!"

"Oh man, she gave me the best Dirty Johnson last night!"

He wanted to have sex but she just wanted a Dirty Johnson.

by Sex Monster January 21, 2008

Dirty Bobby

When a Bobby (anyone wearing an English police hat) throws someone down, handcuffs said person, pulls said persons pants to half mast, and proceeds to force a Billy club up said persons ass.

On the way to Kates birthday party, someone jumped me and gave me a dirty Bobby

by SmocknessMonster May 14, 2013

dirty hippie

A "dirty hippie" is more than likely a "neo hippie." They usually have dirty dreads, IF THEY ARE NOT A POSER..They probably dig on the Grateful Dead, Phish, and other cool jam bands. Some are artists. Some are strictly drug users. Some are homeless. Some have Jobs...BUT MOSTLY THEY HAVE SHIRTS THAT CAN STAND UP BY THEMSELVES AFTER PHISH TOUR..Patchouli sadly doesnt cover everything up

Me At one time..and some good phriends of mine...Ya gotta love em'!!!

by Marty Mar September 13, 2005

Dirty Eddie

Variation of the dirty sanchez. a guy, while fucking a girl doggystyle, sticks his thumb in her ass. when she looks back at him, he wafts his thumb under his nose and smells it. this act is intended to be so disgusting that the girl vomits. named after a kid from Washington University in Saint Louis who forgot the ending of the dirty sanchez.

"so Ty was fucking me from behind, and then he gave me a dirty eddie. I had stew earlier in the evening, so he had some corn on his upper lip."

by Coach Arruza September 28, 2005

Dirty Morgan

When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.

"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."

by BiggestMonkaBallls April 3, 2020

dirty jazmin

a dirty jazmin is to be able to perform a strange talent with her tits including squeezing drink bottles. may turn into a fetish for some men, however, for many this is just a worrying talent.

“bruh have you ever seen someone do a dirty jazmin”
“yeah man, pretty worrying”
“no way bruh it was hot as”

by dirtysluts101 May 4, 2019

Dirty Brazilian

Any person coming from Brazil. Have very little attention to rule and regulations. Party Hard

Monkey jokes are always acceptable and funny when in the company of a dirty brazilian.

Not meaning that they have bad hygiene

My exchange friend Gabi is a dirty brazilian because she comes from brazil.

by DanishGuy March 10, 2009