Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
Get the post breakup penis disordermug. "Whats up my niggas! I just searched penis on the Urban Dictionary!" "Wow thats so funny! Hahahahahahahahahha!"
by anonymous March 2, 2021
Get the penismug. 
A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
Get the Penis Shamanmug. A penis, is a living creature that wiggles around in your pants. If you get a boner (Erection) thats FANTASTIC.
by bjhfgsefgxchjvgkhlioytdsrxgchv March 24, 2019
Get the PENISmug. 
by averagexeno May 5, 2020
Get the poopoo penismug.