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Stupid urban dictionary

What you say when you type in a well known phrase or word and Urban dictionary doesn't have it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "There are no definitions for (insert word)"
"Stupid urban dictionary, doesn't even have my word"
by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:

Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."

Example 2:

Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."

Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
by SteelBallsOfLight May 31, 2019
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Urban

The word Urban means City or, populated area.

Suburbs: Close to city, like small neighborhood

Rural: a fucking farm
Urban: A City
Joe: you boi wanna go to the suburbs for a cheese steak?
Tim: Joey you fucking shoe that is called an Urban area
by 10YearoldPornstar September 24, 2016
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Urban dictionary

Place where pussyholes come to look at definitions of sex or sexual positions because they are too virgin to know for themselves.
by Taes Gurl November 23, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

fuck do you think you're on, discord?
by UrbanAmbush September 3, 2025
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Urban Dementia

When you accidentally post a definition for the same word twice (or even more than that).
The user who wrote this has frequent bouts of Urban Dementia
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2024
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