you bet your ass

syn. absolutely certain

you bet your ass I banged her. right and proper.

by Anonymous November 17, 2002

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Can I help you?

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.

*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?

by American Bateman May 23, 2009

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would you rather?

game in which you ask difficult questions to find out about someones traits.

would you rather? punch a baby or spray paint a bum?

or

on an island...

mel gipson, tom cruz or my dad?

by TG&CI December 25, 2007

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3 words that mean shit and are randomly thrown together in a sentence. 3 words that some people NEED to hear and some people hate to hear. sometimes said, just to be said. when said, it could scare people into leaving. 3 words that are supposed to be the highest term of affection. these words are casually thrown around by people who have no idea what its like to love someone and have them not love them back. words to be said to get into a girls pants, but only stupid girls fall for that. it could be meant truly by someone, but its not always NEEDED to be said, sometimes just shown

girl: "i love you."
boy "....."

boy "i love you"
girl " oh thats greatt...."

by giggles425 August 20, 2011

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