One Inch Punch

The amazing action of someone with a one incher shoving their penis in a tight pussy very fast

My boyfriend gave me the best One Inch Punch Ever!!!

by NudeLadySexyBeast January 21, 2018

No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.

Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Ascended One

An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.

Being an ascended one means a lot of responsibilites and the highest of honor.

by Villmar September 25, 2022

one pec

someone who is unfortunate to have pectoral muscle (boob muscles)

ha he has one pec

by gigsy one pec brace face ginge January 16, 2009

An Easy One

Ope!

Hym "Here's an easy one. In the bathroom. I'm not even actually pooping! Stabstabstab! Child stab! Hehehehehehehe....."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.

Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023