Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you

“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”

by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018

sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.

The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.

by gratefulbed November 1, 2006

bag

I'm Gonna Bag yo up

Jimmy: Yo Timmy Im gonna Bag Yo Up

Timmy: Oh Nooooo

by hijl November 6, 2022

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

by AceRoot October 22, 2023

Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018

Bag

A feeling encompassing a host of negative emotions, ranging from general malaise to unfathomable hopelessness.

Can also be used as "baggy"

Person 1 to Person 2: "baaaaggggg."
Person 2: *nods in pathetic agreeance*

Person 1 to Person 2: "I am so fucking baggy."
Person 2: *nods in pathetic agreeance*

by BagBoy28 September 24, 2015