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I broke my pc

Today, I broke my pc again!
by eepyfemboi July 9, 2023
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Exit 17W I-495

Exit 17W of 495
GPS: On your next right head over to Exit 17W I-495
Person: Ok wtv
by MicroCheese250 July 27, 2023
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If ever I find her…

If ever I should find her:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 21, 2023
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I did a murder on you

A nice way to respectfully say "I ripped out your internal organs"
"Hey, Bob, I did a murder on you... Why aren't you responding?"
by Enrevibility October 1, 2023
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I love you more

Alex secretly knows that tehya loves him more he just doesn't want to admit it
Tehya: I love you more

Alex: no you don't your so gay
by Fjsnsn October 26, 2019
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I wish her well

Used by rich people to sympathise with other rich people who have been arrested for sex trafficking.
I don’t know – I haven’t really been following it too much. I wish her well, frankly,” Trump responded.
by chicharse November 16, 2020
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I try, you succeed

A phrased used as a form of endearment to each other when one tries their best and is acknowledged by the other with care and transparency.
John - "I try my best to make you happy". Merry - "And you succeed in doing so".

Where others try to make the best out of life by succeeding to make others better off when doing so.

I try, you succeed.
by e1hanG November 21, 2020
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