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Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two rather large gay men fondle each other’s balls in an attempt to cause pain in each other’s rectums which causes them to both cum profusely on one another face to where it is not visible.
I walked in on Fred and Ned giving each other Gay Jiggly Nuts right when they both nutted on each other’s face and when I asked them what they were doing they said that they were giving each other gay jiggly nuts so I joined in and helped lick the massive loads on their faces.
by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024
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Deez Nuts

Very large, obtuse, and fat nuts
Hey can I touch your Deez Nuts?
You may touch Deez Nuts!
by therealandonlyrealman March 24, 2023
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Nut

by Phishinuts April 25, 2019
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Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
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deez nuts

person 1: bro you know sugon?
person 2: who tf is sugon?
person 1: sugon DEEZ NUTS!
by The Deez Nuts Guy February 21, 2022
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Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off
She was hazel-nutting him good
by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017
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