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NUTS!

The origin of nuts came from General McAuliffe in world war 2 at the battle of the bulge in Belgium. In 1944 mid-December, a German commander requested the "honorable surrender" of General McAuliffe and his troops to which General McAuliffe sent the German commander just the word "NUTS!" which also means "go to hell."
To the U.S.A. Commander of the encircled town of Bastogne. "There is only one possibility to save the encircled U.S.A. Troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town."

To the German Commander: "NUTS!"
by cantinaguessedit April 30, 2022
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No Nut November

A challenge that lasts for the entire month of November that Musa fails every November on November 1st at 12:00 am.
Musa always fails No Nut November on November 1st at 12:00 am because he always starts jacking off to Boku no Pico a few minutes before November begins which is why he ends up always failing NNN right when it begins.
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

Nut Nut November

Greatest redditors of all time and the god of upvotes. His origins remain unknown but some sources say he joined reddit in spring of 2019 with intentions of a cumbrain. Then he came across top tier shit from r/memes and decided karmawhoring was the way for him. Reddit admins hated him and banned many of his accounts but each time he came back stronger and stronger. He continued shitposting on various subreddits and is known for having a 100 day streak of shitposting on r/dreamsmp. He was rewarded with upvotes, awards and thousands of followers. He even gained recognition outside of reddit, on twitter, youtube and pornhub

Legends say he's karmawhoring till this date...
Year 2069(Nice)
Bot: Do you know who Nut Nut November was?
Human: Oh boy I haven't heard that name in years, sit down and let me tell you a story.
by Yee yee ass haircut June 16, 2021
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Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto
by smarttard December 22, 2023
mugGet the Nut theft automug.

nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.
1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex
by artisplay September 16, 2023
mugGet the nut credmug.

nuts

by bellycon July 18, 2014
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Tag Nut

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!
by Rainmed2 May 13, 2024
mugGet the Tag Nutmug.

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