by il0v3m0nkeyss April 5, 2023
Get the monkeymug. by KWOW3 December 19, 2016
Get the Cock Monkeymug. In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
Get the Salvadoran screaming monkey flumug. Now that we are clear
Come back let’s not waste anymore time.
I will not ask you about anything, I will not mention it.
Just come back I forgive you. You don’t have to be ashamed.
Twelve Monkeys was us.
Come back let’s not waste anymore time.
I will not ask you about anything, I will not mention it.
Just come back I forgive you. You don’t have to be ashamed.
Twelve Monkeys was us.
I grew up with you. I don’t want to lose you. Do you want to lose for something I didn’t do? Twelve Monkeys.
by 12 Monkeys April 4, 2022
Get the Twelve Monkeysmug. A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig
by monkey boo April 22, 2025
Get the monkey goo jitmug. They did the monkey and it smelled
by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018
Get the The monkeymug. On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 18, 2021
Get the The Great Monkey Incidentmug.