Fuck Up

Often said in anger when you want someone to be quiet, leave you alone and go away.

A way to reject someone's claim.

Boss: Get back to work and stop wasting company time.

Worker: Fuck Up

by Chai_Chai April 23, 2010

fucking jacket

What angry, forgetful people call regular jackets most of the time, because they can't keep track of it. May or may not actually be used when fucking.

Them: Where's my fucking jacket?
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind

by Geddian March 21, 2010

Dank Fuck

1. The smell after sleeping with a girl that has a less then reputable reputation.

2. A person who is a straight up chode

1. TJ- "man smell my finger"
You-"Damn TJ you smell like dank fuck bro, were you and Alex in the car again?"
TJ- "fuck you you Shwat-Toddle"

2. Benjamin is a dank fuck

by Shwat-Toddle, Jace June 2, 2009

Fucking Christmas

A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.

Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...

by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009

flub fuck

Applies to obese persons: along the lines of knee fuck and foot fuck, a man gets off by rubbing his cock in a woman's rolls of flub.

Because of Linda's weight problem, it was hard for her to have sex. Instead, she and her boyfriend flub fucked on her stomach.

by G. Arnold May 14, 2006

puddle fucked

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.

1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!

by Tra1n (gamertag) January 5, 2008

Bench Fucked

To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.

"Brian never showed up for our date on Friday, he totally bench fucked me!"

by street_thrilla March 22, 2009