Susan: I'm tired of dealing with Alice's bullshit, we should hire a cunt specialist to deal with people like her.
by 007dragon August 23, 2023
Get the cunt specialistmug. 1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
Get the cunt swabmug. /hənt fɔ r kənt/
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986
(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986
(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.
I'm on the hunt for cunt!
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)
by funkEsavage March 7, 2016
Get the Hunt for cuntmug. The time when specific bitchy, rude, or plainly inconsiderate people, like to show their true colors
"Why is she yelling at the cashier like that?! It's not her fault that the price changed"
"I don't know, it must be Cunt-Thirty"
"I don't know, it must be Cunt-Thirty"
by Mister Popsicle Stick September 14, 2020
Get the Cunt-Thirtymug. Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?
A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."
Can be abbreviated to "picnic".
Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."
Can be abbreviated to "picnic".
Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
Get the A cunt's picnicmug. A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.
She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.
by little troll November 30, 2009
Get the auto-cuntmug.