coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.

Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!

by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021

Penis envy

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol

X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy

by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021

Penis

male genitalia, so? you shouldnt be searching this up you're most likely 18- if you search this in urban dictionary

''i have a penis''
''ok''

by 1517_ December 1, 2021

penis

a small, unopposable eleventh finger that protrudes from in between the legs of male humans and mammals.

hey kids, you manna see my penis?

by Nota qt December 1, 2021

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

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by Rosiepuru December 6, 2021