sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

Doing a Qasim

Accidentally ending up in a strip club.

"I got an interview for a club yesterday"
"Yeah? How did it go?"
"Aw mate, it went well but I'm doing a Qasim"
"Oh it's THAT kind of club"

by danceintherain0 November 8, 2022

whats im gonna do

a common phrase used by incompetent middle aged math teachers

whats im gonna do is oben cobybook

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

Doing a hasan

When you inadvertently mess something that would seemingly be easy to complete

Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”

“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”

by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

Ruben Dos

A term used to raise levels of clout in a set 8 classroom but exclaiming it at high volume.

Teacher: Today we are going to learn alrge ...

Student: RUBEN DOS!

by Big_Up September 16, 2019