Sex Clock

The countdown from when you expect to have sex to when you actually have sex.

Yo homie! I was chillin at my gf's place and my sex clock was over an hour! not par!

by Spence Is Superman December 15, 2011

sex apple

An apple, or other fruit, that is used in the gentle caress of a genital region either for sexual stimulation or foreplay. Alternatively a sex apple could be used for anal play or as a gag.

My sex apple is getting worn out, I'm going to have to buy a new one today.

by Paladin Cow November 27, 2017

Charity Sex

When one person has sex with another person, sometime quite begrudgingly, just to satisfy their partner and not primarily for his or her own pleasure.

Jane gave John some charity sex because it was their anniversary. But after that she went right back to her bob.

by DMunee August 23, 2011

sex tap

a gay word some dumb-fuck named odoe thought up. Fuck him. Tap fuck him. By a bunch a burly men. Nads for mod.

I want to sex tap your mom

by SonicDash June 8, 2003

sex-wife

An ex-wife that you only use for sex.

Dude, did you hear that Steve was meeting up with his ex last night?
Yeah man, they only meet to hook up. She's his sex-wife.

by batspocky September 6, 2016

dry sex

Sex with out the exchange of bodily fluids like u do it but he doesnt cum

dry sex was fun last night. he had his long dick in me but he didnt cum yet and we had lots of fun

by fuck me hard dick August 2, 2006

sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.

A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.

by blair January 16, 2005