person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
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