This is black diamond. She is the most powerful diamond and she’s also the one pink likes to fuck doggy style, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom on the couch, on the car and on the street
by Very silly guy😍 November 3, 2023

When a woman wipes back to front after taking a shit dragging the fecal matter into her lady oyster creating a poo ball that shines brightly when combined with HPV.
After muff diving for my treasure I expected things to get fishy, but not that shitty. In her box I found a Black Pearl. Which has nothing to do with Captain Jake, but teaching your daughters to wipe front to back.
by Richard Zin Ya December 1, 2023

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

by adolfnigler January 4, 2023

an illness where one listens to "Friday" by Rebecca Black and the song is forever looped in their mind. Highly contagious
by sahgdzhsjc April 12, 2011

a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family
by stopcheatingcarlos November 4, 2017

by bad habits sucks August 9, 2022
