Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.
1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
by HalfBlood December 9, 2008
Get the Zombie Textermug. A person who walks around for no reason other than to make people join their cause, however pointless and inane it is.
by Gearmond January 3, 2009
Get the Faith Zombiemug. A person who has lost themselves in the world of Netflix, and lost all contact to the world around him/her, and try to "infect" others by sharing movies and tv-shows they have seen on facebook etc.
by Torai February 2, 2013
Get the Netflix Zombiemug. Sugar Zombies are hybrid human/zombies. (They are initially discovered in 10 Z.A., ten years after the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.)
by Sugar Zombies October 12, 2013
Get the Sugar Zombiesmug. Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
by Doody Grese October 18, 2010
Get the Fashion Zombiemug. An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.
by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014
Get the swamp zombiemug. Typically occurs when she says it's that time of the month, and you drunkenly reply that you don't care and have sex anyways. Upon examining your penis post coitus, you realize that you now have a bloody Zombie Dick.
"Dude it looks like someone dipped a hotdog in ketchup and slapped your sheet like twelve times." "Nah man I just had an absolute Zombie Dick.
by JakeDaPillowSnake December 1, 2015
Get the Zombie Dickmug.