Wit Lib

Wit Lib is what causes an Eiffle Tower. other wise known as a high 5 during a threesome in a library!

man i got wit libe other night....
you up for a wit lib babe?......
you, me and my mate...Wit Lib!!!

by mr.py master January 12, 2012

witting

when multiple blue beams come out yo posterior

witting is when multiple blue meabs come out yo posterior
geer: im gonna witt all over the place
beer: oh no

by gdgdhshd January 12, 2024

Slick Messin Wit

Slick Messin Wit(h)

-in the sense of a non-committed quasi-relationship (no official relationship title)

“The shawty I was slick messin wit hit me up…”

- low key messing around

by XandaGamma May 6, 2023

Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.

Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits

by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023

aye-witness

A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.

Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.

by QuacksO November 27, 2023

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.

No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!

by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 6, 2023