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Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.
Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits
by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023
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Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong
"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"
by fred987 December 11, 2020
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WIT

Acronym for where I’m at
Someone: I don’t want to go anymore.
Me: Ok yk WIT (where I’m at)
by Chocokrispy July 3, 2022
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nit-wit

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
by Sexydimma December 1, 2016
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wits mind

You are very smart!
(Used when you think someone is smarter than you, or somebody else)
Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla

Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10

Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!
by Melodicvoice August 19, 2017
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Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!
by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022
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Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.
No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!
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