by craig tate October 15, 2007
Get the Dukey Mc Flukeymug. A clownlike tweaker you'd see on a kid's show. His myspace page online only consists of ghetto terminology, which he uses to cover up being a child molester. Constantly puts off larger tasks, like mass child molesting, to the next day because he always has a number of small tasks everyday. Uses the name "Bounce Chek" because he's poor and spends all his money on crystal meth.
MC Bounce Chek: "Hi kids! Today's word is speed. Does everybody know what speed is?"
Kids: "Yes!"
MC Bounce Chek: "What does it mean? Let's ask this young kid. He's a cutie."
Little Boy: "It's when my mommy and daddy are driving really fast down the road."
MC Bounce Chek: "Incorrect! It's a drug."
Little Boy: "Drugs are bad!"
MC Bounce Chek: "Speed is a good drug. You know the kind of drugs that make you better? You can even bounce around the room when you take speed. Say, little boy would you like to come bounce around in my room?"
Little Boy: "Okay. Bouncing is fun!"
MC Bounce Chek: (speaks with excitement) "Okay, well finish tomorrow! I have other tasks to do right now. But we'll bounce around for 3 days once I get to it."
Kids: "Yes!"
MC Bounce Chek: "What does it mean? Let's ask this young kid. He's a cutie."
Little Boy: "It's when my mommy and daddy are driving really fast down the road."
MC Bounce Chek: "Incorrect! It's a drug."
Little Boy: "Drugs are bad!"
MC Bounce Chek: "Speed is a good drug. You know the kind of drugs that make you better? You can even bounce around the room when you take speed. Say, little boy would you like to come bounce around in my room?"
Little Boy: "Okay. Bouncing is fun!"
MC Bounce Chek: (speaks with excitement) "Okay, well finish tomorrow! I have other tasks to do right now. But we'll bounce around for 3 days once I get to it."
by Mcchrispeepants July 28, 2008
Get the MC Bounce Chekmug. A phrase used by the elderly generation, most likely to mock or make fun of today's younger generation. ""Totes" is a shortened version of "totally" that is often used in text or commenting on social media. "Mc goats" came in as a form of mockery because it rhymes with "totes", and the spelling was changed to "toats" so it looks like goats a well.
My elderly grandfather finally got a cellphone and sent me a text message saying "This is toats mc goats cool."
by Natalieeee013 December 19, 2013
Get the toats mc goatsmug. When a man doesn't wash their ballsack for a long time and gets grease on their ballsack, then continues to drag their ballsack acrose another persons face leaving a grease mark on their face.
"Whats with Franks face." "some guy gave him a Mc-T-bag"
"Dude the douchebag is passed out. Give him a Mc-T-bag."
"Dude the douchebag is passed out. Give him a Mc-T-bag."
by ultra_queer December 30, 2011
Get the Mc-T-bagmug. One of the best mc's out of the awful rappers on soundcloud. He makes music such as "Get On Your Knees" and "Only You". His genre of music would be classed as house music.
by Ìćý⁷ April 3, 2021
Get the MC Pat Flynnmug. by secret crest August 8, 2009
Get the Sick Mc Nastymug. by buzzed lightyear March 28, 2009
Get the fakey mc fakersonmug.