Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 12, 2024

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O.W.L older wiser lesbian

A lesbian, usually over 30, that is often sort after for advice on lifestyle, relationships, home improvement and fixing Subaru’s

Jess spoke to an O.W.L older wiser lesbian

as her Subaru needed an oil change

by ..Jess.. July 7, 2024

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Denver Dignity Wiper

When your boyfriend or girlfriend locks you in a diaper for 3 days straight and proceeds to squish your full diaper when you get home from work

My boyfriend made me so embarrassed when he gave me a Denver Dignity Wiper.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

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The Chicago Windshield Wiper is a multi step process that involves cumming on a womans stomach and proceeding to wipe it over her body, as if wiping dirt off of a windshield. You then let the cum dry then scrape it off and serve it on ice cream, preferably vanilla.

I’m so hot, do you have any ice cream in your freezer? Yeah my wife and I did the Chicago Windshield Wiper just last night so we have some fresh ice cream.

by Miguel Myers March 11, 2026

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None The Wiser

The close relative of Nostradamus The Wise, only Wiser.

Fabled to have been his cousin (or even Solomon The Wise’s cousin), None The Wiser was of far superior intellect above and beyond that of his peers. (Some say he predicted the Big Bang before it ever happened)

Sally: “So you’ve met Nostradamus The Wise?”
Bob: “Of course! Who hasn’t?”
Sally: “Alright, but have you met his cousin, None The Wiser?”

by Hot-Cross Pun March 16, 2026

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