white diving

The act of snorting cocaine through a pool noodle.

Dude, the only way to give a best-man's speech is in a mankini and top hat after you've been white diving!

by The swaigman of pure swickness June 22, 2014

White trap

A conversational trap designed to make a white person sputter into a caucasional meltdown or inadvertent racism

“I’ll trade you a nigga pass for a cracker pass”
“Absolutely!”
Thats a White Trap

by YungYeeter February 11, 2020

white bummer

A movie or "film" that creates feelings of sadness or guilt. These movies target privileged white people who have no other outlet for this type of normal, human emotion.

"This white bummer really hits me in the feels, ya know?"

by DJ DadMouth July 16, 2020

urban white

Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole

That fucker ain't hood he just urban white

by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016

White Shaming

When minorities rag on white people for being outside the loop or cringe because of their whiteness. This can be done to white homies to bust their balls, or to entitled white trash to show them their place. White shaming becomes less fun when white people fo it to themselves.

Minority homie “aye white homie, i bet your ancestors owned slaves didn’t they”
White homie “ahhh, i get it, your white shaming me”

White lady: *prounces literally any word in spanish and gets it wrong

White lady “oooh! I’m so white!”

by Mahalo7 January 7, 2021

white slug

A penis, particularly a small one.

Mickey: Who wants to see my white slug!??

Emily: Sure, let me just fetch a microscope.

by Sgt Awesome February 4, 2013

White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.

I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.

by Darktowerfan March 29, 2023