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white bummer

A movie or "film" that creates feelings of sadness or guilt. These movies target privileged white people who have no other outlet for this type of normal, human emotion.
"This white bummer really hits me in the feels, ya know?"
by DJ DadMouth July 16, 2020
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urban white

Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole
That fucker ain't hood he just urban white
by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016
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XBOX White

The color of someones skin who plays Xbox 23.7 hours a day. Skin color is not quite ginger pale but closer to vampire white. Resembling that of a pasty cracker who lives with their mom in the basement. The opposite of homeboy black.
Upon exposure to the sun, John began to experience the sensation of sizzling skin and the smell of burning flesh, two side effects of being Xbox white. Prolonged sun exposure can lead to spontaneous combustion in extreme cases. There is no known cure for Xbox white.

Paul: Dude John whats up with your skin?
John: Hey man shut up, at least i am not melanoma tan.
Paul: Touche, I am aiming to be homeboy black by the end of summer.
by DukeNukem455r March 30, 2013
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white slug

Mickey: Who wants to see my white slug!??

Emily: Sure, let me just fetch a microscope.
by Sgt Awesome February 4, 2013
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White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.
I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.
by Darktowerfan March 29, 2023
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white ribbons

Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.
My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!
by Mars'seile April 2, 2016
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white eskimo

*sees harry styles* “hey aren’t you from that band..umm white eskimo?”
by sillystyles September 25, 2020
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