wet kermit

the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.

"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"

by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014

Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area

Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?

by Slightlychance September 2, 2020

Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.

My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019

wet sink

Wet sink is used to describe a twat

You're a wet sink

by Jloyden March 31, 2015

Streets wet

Police are on the block.
The streets wet means stop doing illegal activities and get the hell outta there because if you don't you'll be arrested.
If you hear this shouted run.

Ayo streets wet nigga!

by OEvil August 11, 2018