Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
by B Caitlin July 9, 2019
Get the Wet Wipemug. An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.
I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.
I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.
I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
Get the Wet Linenmug. by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Wet Bendermug. by porkbounce March 19, 2021
Get the wet koalamug. A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.
by Randehman April 4, 2014
Get the wet alligatormug. When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out
by Tuckered out May 17, 2010
Get the Wet Floundermug. An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.
"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"
by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012
Get the Wet sammichmug.