penis-weasel

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

Diesel Weasel

When a Man performs Anal Sex on a woman(or man) with diarrhea

She said she was sick...so i just gave her a diesel weasel

by Sparks21686 October 8, 2010

polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003

weasel war dance

A "dance" performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.

Person A: What's your ferret doing?
Person B: Oh, she's doing the weasel war dance.

by Jaquelyn Hyde July 9, 2009

pop goes the weasel

A game where your mom or dad will randomly begin to whistle the "Pop goes the weasel" tune at any given moment queuing you and all of your siblings to run and hide. The first one to get caught gets a whipped with a belt...this is the only way to end the game. Imagine hide and go seek with a belt.

"Is that pop goes the weasel i'm hearing? Shanelle run!"

by Vespaman June 5, 2016

king weasel

A person who hasn't lost and of their weasel yet. They have yet to participate in any sexual activities including pulling

She is an innocent King Weasel

by Vivica69 May 5, 2005

flesh eating snot weasel

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

by Rob Armer December 9, 2006