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Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area
Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?
by Slightlychance September 2, 2020
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Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.
My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
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wet alligator

A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.
Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.
by Randehman April 4, 2014
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Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.
Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019
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wet sink

Wet sink is used to describe a twat
by Jloyden March 31, 2015
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Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021
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Streets wet

Police are on the block.
The streets wet means stop doing illegal activities and get the hell outta there because if you don't you'll be arrested.
If you hear this shouted run.
by OEvil August 11, 2018
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