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lunch vulture

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.
I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.
by sawbones October 20, 2012
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Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.
The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.
by kerrita banana July 8, 2012
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Cock vulture

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.
Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.
by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014
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Drama Vulture

Someone who feeds off of others' drama
Id say 'accident' for now. Get your friends to organize a family therapist, at some point they'll find out its suicide and you need to make sure it's age appropriate. Identify the drama vultures and avoid them, they'll blab and blab loudly and you don't want them finding out too soon from the wrong person.

There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa
by underthesand May 29, 2015
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Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.
Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.
by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016
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grease vulture

Someone that enjoys licking butt juices after anal sex
Bro! You're totally a grease vulture!
by TBanger69 December 20, 2016
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joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up
Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen
by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017
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