ur mom

literally your mom that's all

carlos: what did you do last night
jimmy: I was doing ur mom

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

Ur mom

A joke 12 year old ipad kids think is hilarious

Nick: what did you do last night?
Tyler: ur mom, ooohhh

by Braeeeeeeeee July 15, 2022

ur mom

its just ur mom

hey guess what, what, ur mom! haha.
(i know,bad joke but still ur mom)

by gabe2261 November 4, 2022

Ur Mom

A derogatory phrase used for pretty much no reason and in no context that makes sense, but also the woman I spent the night with yesterday.

"Hey David, how was the pizza?"
"It was pretty good."
"Ur mom was pretty good haha."
".."

by The Milkman1 January 6, 2021

Ur mom

When the walls and ceiling crumbles to the ground because of how much fat is on ur mom

I just felt an earthquake, I think your mom jumped.

by 69chipmunks+squirrels September 10, 2022

ur mom

a comeback so powerful that whoever receives it dies immediately because of how powerful ur mom is

Person one: you’re ugly
Person two: ur mom is ugly
Person one: dies

by yourFriendsal October 8, 2022

ur mom

my bitch

I HAD SEX W UR MOM

by gmsscitkid February 2, 2022