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Tomatoed

To be red from exercise or embarrassment.

Tomatoing - verb form
Man that guy is really tomatoed
by A. T. Wilds July 30, 2016
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tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato mouth. Therefore they have a tomato mouth.
"Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
"God I know, she is such a hoe."
by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 June 5, 2016
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tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick
by Tomato dick February 17, 2017
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tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017
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tuatara

def.1 like a reptile from new Zeland that its name means spiky back
def.2 probably the sexiest woman of Costa Rica (a sex bomb )
def.3 a senseless synonym for honey or sweetie
Def. 1
A. hey, did you see that?
B. what?
A. the tuatara
B. what is that?
A. a reptile
B. I love reptiles, where it is?

def 2

A. hey tuatara
B. thanks pretty boy ;)

Def.3
A. you are my tuatara
B. what the f*ck is a tuatara
A. I don't know, I just know that I like you and that's why you are my tuatara
B. ok
by kaizzer May 1, 2017
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tomatoholic

Diane is tomatoholic
by Tomatoholic September 16, 2017
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Tomato Satan

A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.

Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.

Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.

Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017
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