toothpaste body

When a chick has a body like toothpaste, i.e. curvy in all the right places. Note how it can only apply to her figure; you must ignore the face at all costs.

"Bro, that new teacher's pretty fine, she's got a toothpaste body"

"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"

"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"

"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"

by goodguychris August 25, 2011

Saber-Tooth-Brush

A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.

"Cause of death?"
"Repeated stab wounds from a saber-tooth-brush to the lumbar region."

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009

wisconsin tooth smasher

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish

Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher

by n8t-n February 20, 2011

chocolate toothpaste

A by-product of ass to mouth.

"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"

by Dr Butt April 22, 2014

Saber tooth tiger

A woman older than 80 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A Saber tooth tiger is older than the puma, cougar, lioness, and jaguar.

" Lookout bra your lionesses looking more like a saber tooth tiger"

by CatIsLegend May 18, 2016

ecuadorian toothpick

A shameful erection achieved through unwanted stimulation.

Upon seeing his grandmother in the shower, Johnny couldn't hide his Ecuadorian toothpick. He immediately regretted wearing sweatpants with no underwear.

by CaptainSpacebar August 2, 2017

Black Tooth

The best discord bot with 24/7 uptime!

Ayo, you don't have black tooth bot in your server? s h a m e

by BeastyHyper May 2, 2021