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Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.
Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.
by Squishy turd September 22, 2016
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pork tractor

When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours
Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.
by Porktractor June 9, 2017
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Katelyn Trantham is hot
by Shae and Kira October 17, 2017
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the tractor pull

During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his or her anal cavity tightly and immediately starts running, thus dragging the giver around.
How dare he do the tractor pull on me!? I have a bad knee and now, I have a broken dick!
by Doozy pozy November 18, 2017
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anti-tautological

The assertion that something is its own negation.
Giulani said that truth isn't truth (then what the fuck is it?). It's an anti-tautological statement..
by Cynicool August 19, 2018
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date-traitor

noun *offensive*

(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else

(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person

**ORIGIN**

The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
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obese tractor

mexican boys waiting in line to buy a black chair
those are obese tractors buying a chair
by yeywywtw November 9, 2018
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