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The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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The Happy Meal

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.
My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.
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Bonus Meal

the act of eating pussy or eating out a girl's vagina
Yo Thrill, have you bonus mealed yet down under?
by Thrill Stone October 9, 2008
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persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob
As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal
by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022
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THE MEAL

The Meal is a pornographic gif of a homosexual black man shitting and cumming simultaneously.
Person 1: I'm gonna send THE MEAL to my mom

Person 2: that's hot
by LoliBOSS July 29, 2022
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A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
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Personal Meal Prepper

An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.
Guy Lefort is a Personal Meal Prepper
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