Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.
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Get the Swedish Slingshot mug.When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.
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Get the swedish hotdog mug.When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.
by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022
Get the Swedish Kringler mug.Swedish Softcock Flickergooning (Or just Swedish Softcocking) is a variation of flickergooning where you first must chug a whole mason jar of water, then goon for at least an hour. Completely stop for about 5 minutes, so you are left in a state near orgasm, but your cock is soft. Once this state is reached, you must slap your cock onto a table repeatedly, as hard and as fast as you can manage until;
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft
2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft
2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)
Jimmy: "Want some Swedish Fish?"
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
Get the Swedish Softcock Flickergooning mug.When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.
Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.
by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020
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