Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

Bae-napped

To kidnap your bf/if or husband or wife for a spontaneous date unexpectedly

"My girl was at home just watching tv, so I decided we need to see a movie or dinner. So drove to her place out the blue and told her to get in the car. She what's going on? I told you're being Bae-napped now get your sexy butt in the car."

by K.Moon July 18, 2019

Binge Nap

When you take a nap that lasts significantly longer than normal. Usually two hours or more.

I got off work early today and took a binge nap. I didn't get up till after 7 PM.

by tttommm February 23, 2011

movie nap

An act of lying on any surface while watching a movie with the objective of dozing of at the same time. A term used by youth that is similar to binge but with a clear conscience that you'll doze off in the end

My boyfriend told me he's feeling lazy today, so he's taking a movie nap

by sharvthegreat September 3, 2016

jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.

Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"

by KennyPayne November 28, 2020

nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

Nap Regret

When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.

Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out

by kevmunro February 18, 2015