monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.
"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."
by E-Male December 24, 2008
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monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.
by Young James April 23, 2008
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Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes
by onedollarbill October 18, 2006
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Monkey Douche

When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)
Male: Hey hunny I hear the shower running. Coming in to join you. hehehe

Female: (not responding/did not hear)

Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...

Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche
by Skillet Sensation July 07, 2010
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car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
by Madmax16 May 17, 2016
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Monkey Trumpet

The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet
by Seeryulz May 17, 2020
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Monkey Twirl

When a woman is giving you a blow job and at the same time rubs both hands on each side off your penis in a twisting and twirling fashion.
I thought my cock was going to fall off after that Monkey Twirl I got last night.
by NoLuck December 03, 2009
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