Kevin is your basic non-abusive step-dad. He drives everyone to softball practice, and is also the coach. Kevin loves wearing polo shirts and khakis, so people often mocks him for being way too basic. Kevin also likes black coffee and is extremely socially akward. He’s your basic 50 year old back burner bitch.
“Hey Kevin, is that a new shirt?”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”
by Senketsu April 17, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. by Sneakygecko55YT May 2, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. Always fails no nut November and a caring person. Eh. He can be a lul funk sometimes but can fuck hoes in no time. His hero is the guy who died after destroying their dick over 146 times.
by Blephlebobber December 4, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is a beloved pigeon who is best friends with Louis Tomlinson. He is very important to Millions of people around the world, as he is an important memory for all directioners. He gets along with all members of On direction and it gives us our memory back of the One Direction video diaries that we all used to love :)
by Tommosbestfriend June 25, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is the type of boy who is mysterious and hard to figure out, but as you get to know him you would soon love him. He’s sweet, kind, generous, childish, Stubborn, smart, and passionate. He kisses like no other and shows you how much your worth, eventually he gets tired of trying in a relationship and then dumps the person or gets dumped. He has dreams of being with the one he loves and pictures a future with them, with all of his good friends that came along with him during his journey of growing up. He’s an attractive guy who’s low key known by everyone. He worries too much about being lonely or not being liked and doesn’t realize who is there for him every step of the way. He’s looks like the type you wouldn’t think is a good lover, but once you get into bed with him, he would rock your world!
by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. No skin 1: I played with Kevin in playground yesterday
No skin 2: how did it go
No skin 1: I killed him so many times that he rage quit.
No skin 2: how did it go
No skin 1: I killed him so many times that he rage quit.
by Xxfortniteplayer69420xX September 25, 2018
Get the Kevinmug.