clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this

Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up

by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025

Sticky Gooch

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.

I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Gooch Caboose

The act of you and your best bro scissoring your taints, while holding your nut sacks so as to not cross the threshold of gay.

"Hey bro, are you ready to run the gooch caboose later tonight?"
"Yeah bro, I'll bring the nut butter!"

by Prince ChrisP May 20, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

Gooching

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.

“Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”

by Eedyas October 13, 2023

Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch

Jax is a gooch wipe

by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015