Epic Gamer

The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.

Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'

by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019

Epric Gamers

WhERES MY WAIFU PILLOW MOM WHY DID YOU THROW IT IN THE TRASH YOU WHORE

"Let's get this bread Epric Gamers!"
"Dumbass you said epric"
"fuck you too john"

by THISUSERNAMEISNOTTAKENN March 13, 2020

gamer fart

When a girl farts out of her pussy, a queef.

"I was hanging out with my girlfriend yesterday, she made a loud gamer fart. Smelled like fish."

by walmartlover69 July 3, 2021

gamer sexman

a boy who does an pfp with his gf and plays rocket league

“yooo dude u a gamer sexman”

by fun life January 28, 2021

Achievement Gamer

(n., v.) The kind of gamer, who constantly compares in-game Achievements, and Gamerscore (see x-box live). Often willing to buy Movie games, and play through games marketed for children, just to increase Achievements. (see also: Achievement Whore).

Bill Gates is such an Achievement Gamer, he has every Achievement and some that aren't even on the list!

by Sheriffknight June 7, 2010

Epic Gamer

Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer

Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars

Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status

Guy 1: god, i am such a loser

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.

"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."

by toastmann October 8, 2022